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A frend ask to a frend of himm what hi think about sex on tv .
SAy the frend . It iss to small for me :
Say the frend i fell everytime down on the floor when i have sex on tv .
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 that is ferry funny Mich love it .
A new one 2 bees fly over the big breast from Pamela Anderson .
THIT YOu HAVE PRIK THIS WOMAN LAST NIGHT .
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A farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning > till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. > > > The only time he got any relief was when he was out > plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot. > > > One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him > lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch. Immediately, his wife began haranguing him again. Complain, nag, nag; it just went on and on. > > > All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind > feet; caught her smack in the back of the head. Killed her dead on the spot. > > > At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed > something rather odd. When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement; but when a man mourner approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement. This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask the farmer about it. > > > After the funeral, the minister spoke to the farmer, and > asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but always shook his head and disagreed with all the men. > > > The farmer said: 'Well, the women would come up and say something about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I'd nod my head in agreement.' > > > 'And what about the men?' the minister asked. > > > 'They wanted to know if the mule was for sale.' Farming is everybody's bread & butter. | ||
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quote crisscrossed: A farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning > till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. > > > The only time he got any relief was when he was out > plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot. > > > One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him > lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch. Immediately, his wife began haranguing him again. Complain, nag, nag; it just went on and on. > > > All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind > feet; caught her smack in the back of the head. Killed her dead on the spot. > > > At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed > something rather odd. When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement; but when a man mourner approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement. This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask the farmer about it. > > > After the funeral, the minister spoke to the farmer, and > asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but always shook his head and disagreed with all the men. > > > The farmer said: 'Well, the women would come up and say something about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I'd nod my head in agreement.' > > > 'And what about the men?' the minister asked. > > > 'They wanted to know if the mule was for sale.' Whel tank you Criscrossed . Love to here this about farmers  .
A new one .
Ask the blonde girl to the broun girl how long see have to go yet becuose see is in the 4t week .
Say the broun girl 9 mounth .
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A olt man come to the doctor and ask for 50 condomes . Ask the docter , 50 way you sould 50 comdoms for .You are 94 .
whel say the olt man . i whil fuck my young girl and the condoms is only for my dick to stand right up .
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